It was a few days before Santa Claus was about to do his deliveries And the elves were busy in their workshop When a little elf ran up to the big man and handed him a letter “Dear klaus,” it read… “Nice to see you and yours doing so well in your work, Was wonderingContinue reading “A little something from Father Christmas sr.”
Noise Salford, 15th March 2018 Noted academics, would call it a break in the silence Owls wake at the sound of the shrill Interested passers by, wonder where the wailing is coming from Songs sung in the shower – screeching through the air Exceptional harmonious melodies ? hardly!
Chuckle Comedy Greats Have always raised a smile with me Up the golden stairwell to the pearly gates – they’re Creating a great wall of laughter Kids of all ages are Laughing out loud to Each single comic – from Cooper to Milligan
Sting Salford, 17th September 2017 Someone should have Told the sun worshipper to not go near that hive Instead they went on a honey hunt – and met some angry bees Note – they were whisked straight off to First aid – “Got to tell you” – said the nurse – this is going toContinue reading “Sting”
Eccles to Manchester, 5th September 2017 Manchester – here is a public announcement Even the local birds Think their dinner is taking a liberty , as it Rides along the tracks without a pass, for now On system lines from Salford to Ashton, and Bury to Altrincham Like old Mancunian cotton weavers, they leave InterestingContinue reading “Metrolink Stowaway”
They were meant to be playing cybermen
in the round place by the street
The brightest vegetable to be seen….
Uneven The kitchen fairy has been at it again pinching a footpad or two from the kitchen table you notice their action as little veg strive to become escape-peas The family pooch is drooling as table slips and slides and silver surfaced platters around the table ride Turkey ready for serving in oven it awaits as peas,Continue reading “Darn that table!”
Cows in the cowshed , watched somewhat bemused
and captains of small boats looked somewhat confused