#Writeclub #octpowrimo
The Bar to a Man stood silent
Not knowing where what they had heard had come from
But it was unusual to hear
the Oxbridge educated history grad
coming out with a tirade of x-rated language
Committee members murmured around backroom tables
as the Barmaid and her manager tried their best
Perhaps Mum and Dad
should have got a refund from the ladies college
they spent a kings ransom sending their little princess to
or perhaps a simple lesson should have been learned
Drinking yards of cider isn’t advisable
in a student drinking game
against others with hardened constitutions
The Bard of the local hostelry ? Finds herself Barred