The Michelin guide must be breathing
a collective sigh of relief
for their restaurants chefs
are safe from you
Experiments – have to be tried
some of us have had mars bars fried
but strawberry sauce served up with grouse ?
a novel idea – that won’t bring down the house
Masterchef doesn’t need to give you a call
for this other new dish – has gone to the wall
Bananas and Beetroot – in a chocolate sauce ?
with a minted granita – a tour de force!