Where is this country, uncle ?
said this rather inquisitive chap
he’d just come round from forty winks
having had an impromptu nap
Can you help me draw it, uncle ?
I’m having a problem is true
so if you’d help me with this problem
i’m having a bit of a do!
Can we make something Uncle ?
Something nice and sweet
Jam Tarts or maybe chocolate cake
a tasty tea time treat
And when we’ve had our tea-time food
and filled up all our bellies ,
Can we watch some Cartoons on the box?
Our favourite afternoon telly!