There were advantages to dating the short guy
having your date get in for nowt at the cinema as
everyone thought he was your little lad
Small sized portions at the restaurant
half prices all round
on occasion you always were on childrens menu
reactions to the two of you – was what was
the little lad having
Gentleman suitors watching thought it
unusual seeing the two of
you together – till of course they met him.
The Inkwell 