Salford, 2nd May 2020
(based on washing gel instructions, but relayed to an infant)
Apply to hand, sponge or flannel
and massage into skin
turn it into froth on your
flannel or sponge but
don’t squirt it in the air,
or aim it at the walls
although its a nice colour
it’ll ruin the grouting – and lord knows
what your mum and dad will think if you
squirt it up on to the ceiling…..
don’t use it as a squirt gun at your little brother
it’ll just land you in a whole heap of mess….
never mind the flood you’ll leave on the floor….
and don’t forget to wash it all off!!!!