Up there in Lapland, where its Christmas all day a strange kind of elf, has decided to play
Santa’s perplexed, as he’s really quite tall but the other elves round him are having a ball! When reaching up high, they call for his aid, and putting toys on high shelves, he’s made the grade
He’s good for woodturning and chopping down wood and making new toys ? He’s really quite good. foreman found him in th’forest – and he said he’s for hire – he comes from a forest – called “Lanky – Shire”
The other elves love him, they think that he’s grand as their big pal “lanky” gives everyone a hand and its not just toymaking skills that he’s got he’s cooking up dinner – he calls it “Hotpot”
And come Christmas eve when the elves they do pack, “lanky” is there to fill Santa Claus’s sack This great big elf, makes every kid smile as he helps dear old Santa go the extra mile
Stop Fidgeting, keep hands on the table then pick up the pencil and solve if you’re able the exercise given on the chalk board and follow the teachers instructions to the horde Treat your books with respect – and you will pass don’t scribble or leave them lying on the grass lose them and your folks will be paying a fee and that will upset them – im sure you’ll agree Listen to the masters, don’t yell or talk or heading your way, a piece of chalk Don’t use the paper for summat to throw for if you do outside the door you will go Acting like banshees in the playground again or fighting will find you standing in rain Running down corridors – you might slip or fall or finding your self stood silent by a wall Educations important – mum and dad say, but when sun is fine – the kids wan’t to play With all these rules – the kids start to cuss it’s a wonder why we turn up for the annual fuss?