A Most Bizarre Excuse

“A Crocodile ate my homework”

a poem by brian f kirkham in response to the writeclub prompt – “the most bizarre excuses”

The teacher looked at little Jim

with disgust and surprise

a reptile eating an exercise book?

what on earth had come over him ?

was he trying to get out of sir a rise

certainly not, with teeth marks reptile – on each page of paper

jagged tooth marks the pages took

the evidence there – this wasn’t a Caper!

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Inkdrop is freelance writer with a passion for exploring the intersections between nature, architecture, and artistic expression. With a background in computing, and writing – his pen name harks back to when he played around with rhymes and a fountain pen. Now joined by a selection of created photos from an acquired DSLR camera He shares insights with scribblers of all backgrounds. Outside of visiting museums and exploring the latest in exhibits , he enjoys walking through the countryside in pursuit of the next rainbow.