Tag: Boyfriend

  • The wrong key

    The wrong key

    #WDYS The rain had stopped when the locksmith arrived two sheepish lovebirds sat outside his latest job they were looking a bit worse for wear sat slightly damp on the garden bench but quite how they’d managed to, mistake car key for house key was anybody’s guess what was certain was he’d be eating well […]

  • Diminutive

    There were advantages to dating the short guy having your date get in for nowt at the cinema as everyone thought he was your little lad Small sized portions at the restaurant half prices all round on occasion you always were on childrens menu reactions to the two of you – was what was the […]

  • Unlucky

    #Socs Source – The first three words from chapter 7 of “The Fourth Bear” by Jasper Fforde (Hodder and Stoughton,2006) “Most dumped boyfriend” The words on the medal read, he’d placed the metal over his eye to lessen the swelling to his head He washed away the lipstick from the cheek they’d kissed as they […]